January 10, 2011

A List for Negative Nancys

A few things I encounter on a daily basis and dislike:
  • The Chinese Language. It is an aural assault. It is just unpleasant and isn't helped by the fact it seems to be always shouted.
  • My landlady's French Bulldog. He shits on my back porch. Daily. 
  • Bus driver's who cannot drive at a reasonably steady pace. BRAKING. Accelerate. BRAKING.
  • Biting cold in my house. I pray daily for the onset of central heating in our new home.
  • Chihuahuas: These filthy creatures cannot decide if they want to savage my dog, or savage my dog. Disgusting animals.
  • Republican commentary: Whether I hear it from clips on NPR, see headlines as I pass news stands, or watch the most ridiculous clips on Colbert, I just despise it. To be fair, I think Democrats are often just as stupid, but they aren't as evil. 
  • Game developers who whine.
  • Facebook game ads: They are misleading, erroneous, and just stupid.
I think that's enough for now. I feel better.


Malachi said...

I'd like to hear your thoughts on the Giffords incident

Anonymous said...

I'm offended by you attack on the Chinese Language. Might as well say you hate Chinese people.