A List for Negative Nancys

A few things I encounter on a daily basis and dislike:

• The Chinese Language. It is an aural assault. It is just unpleasant and isn't helped by the fact it seems to be always shouted.
• My landlady's French Bulldog. He shits on my back porch. Daily. 
• Bus driver's who cannot drive at a reasonably steady pace. BRAKING. Accelerate. BRAKING.
• Biting cold in my house. I pray daily for the onset of central heating in our new home.
• Chihuahuas: These filthy creatures cannot decide if they want to savage my dog, or savage my dog. Disgusting animals.
• Republican commentary: Whether I hear it from clips on NPR, see headlines as I pass news stands, or watch the most ridiculous clips on Colbert, I just despise it. To be fair, I think Democrats are often just as stupid, but they aren't as evil. 
• Game developers who whine.
• Facebook game ads: They are misleading, erroneous, and just stupid.

I think that's enough for now. I feel better.